So, when women diet, they give up eating chocolate, pizza, ice cream, and pretty much anything else that tastes good, right?
But most of those things have strong smells, right? So here’s my diet idea:
Women give up eating those things, but then could hire a guy to eat one of them for her. Then, with the chocolate or whatever still on his lips, he would make out with her.
That way, see, she can eat her favorite foods vicariously through their kissing, but without adding any of the calories.
In fact, they might end up burning calories.
I think this is going to be The Next Big Diet – but don’t call it a fad. Watch for it.