Words to Live By

Keep Calm and Carry OnHere’s a collection of “words to live by” that I’ve heard during my life – some I try to follow, others I just remember for whatever reason. Bonus life points to anyone who can cite the sources:

Love may fail, but courtesy prevails.

  1. Bones heal.
  2. Chicks dig scars.
  3. Pain is temporary.
  4. Glory is forever.

Drive fast, take chances.

  • Show up early
  • Work hard
  • Leave things better than you found them

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes

  • The Lord loves a working man
  • Don’t trust whitey
  • If you catch is, see a doctor and get rid of it

Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things.

[if you ever sing the National Anthem before a sporting event]
Sing it fast, sign it straight, and don’t mess up the words.

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