Love may fail, but courtesy prevails.
- Bones heal.
- Chicks dig scars.
- Pain is temporary.
- Glory is forever.
Drive fast, take chances.
- Show up early
- Work hard
- Leave things better than you found them
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes
- The Lord loves a working man
- Don’t trust whitey
- If you catch is, see a doctor and get rid of it
Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things.
[if you ever sing the National Anthem before a sporting event]
Sing it fast, sign it straight, and don’t mess up the words.